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12.06.2025 23:49
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
No, not a chance
No way
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
Still no good.
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